Seamonky's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankman Three!!!]

A funny Parody you got here Johnny!

Johnny_Utah, I am suprised that you made a Parody out of your own series, that is hilarious! I didn't expect this at all. I like how you changed the menu, that was funny. Tankman instead of Tankmen? What's next, Tankwomen? I would like to see that happen. Anyways, The Art and Animation was pretty good but not as good as your series. The Voices are the same, good as usual. No Music, I'm suprised. The Guns are now Penis? I am guessing this is a Pardoy of Gonzo's TANKMAN. I can wait till TANKMEN 2 comes out! I know that this flash is going to get a high score, I just know it! Overall, this flash was Awesome and I enjoyed watching it. Awesome Work Johnny_Utah! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 8, A little worse but no biggie, there still good.
STYLE: 8, Weird kind of Style but I like it!
SOUND: 7, It was basically only voices, no music. :(
VIOLENCE: 10, Pure Violence right here. The language is Horrible! lol!
INTERACTIVITY: 1, A Play Button!
HUMOR: 10, I am dying of laughter right now. lol!
OVERALL: 9, Awesome Work Johnny_Utah!

-$eamonky

JohnnyUtah responds:

its a parody of a parody. NOT JUST A PARODY!

[Slash Returns: Kloris?]

This is a interesting story!

Ok, lets start off with the basics! The Storyline was interesting, talking about Gays in reviews and stuff. I liked the Comedy in this flash, gave me a couple of laughs when I saw the reviews. Some people just use the term gay wrong and It's hilarious. The Animation was ok, could of been better. The Music was Hilarious! The Barbie Girl Song is awesome! lol! The other music in the beginning was good but the one in the end was gay. lol! this flash needs more flavor in it though, maybe more pictures might help. Overall, this flash was interesting and I enjoyed watching it. Good Work! Responses are gladly appreciated. 7/10 for you!

GRAPHICS: 5, It was just words with a couple of pictures.
STYLE: 7, Love the Story Style. Funny!
SOUND: 7, Some of the music was good.
VIOLENCE: 10, Stick Masterbating and Gays....you get the point.
INTERACTIVITY: 1, A Play Button.
HUMOR: 7, The story made me laugh.
OVERALL: 7, Good Work!

-$eamonky

SlashFirestorm responds:

lol, yeah, this flash ain't exactly gorgeous, but it's pretty good for taking only 45-odd minutes to make, lol. For me, anyway.

I love mixing important messages with comedy. Kloris showed his sexual insecurity with his review, and I expose his bigotry to the Newgrounds portal watchers so we may both laugh and see how important it is to be tolerant of others.

I'm bi, and when I told my friends, none of them treated me any differently. I'm glad my Newgrounds friends are just as accepting as well.

Thanks for the review! I'll ALWAYS respond to them! :D

[N00bKebob #21]

It's been awhile Noobnation!

First off, the Prelader was pretty cool. I like how you changed the color Mr. Angry Face and I like how you put Noobnation instead of Newgrounds. That Preloader is pretty creative! I like the beginning music at the menu. I heard of that song before and I liked how it was remixed. The First Clip, NoobKing, was pretty disturbing and funny. The ending was unsuspecting. The Second Clip, Shinoobi, was really good. The Art was great and the Animation wasn't too bad. It was random, which was cool. The Third Clip, NoobQueen, was funny and it had good Animation. The voices were killing me and it was so random. The Fourth Clip, Xi'an, wasn't really that good. It showed only a 5 secong clip with badly drawn stick figures and other stuff. The Fifth and last Clip, Potty, was better then Xi'an's Clip. It was a random stick fight with an unsuspecting ending. I like this, Keeping making Noobebob Episodes. Overall, this flash was good and I enjoyed watching it. Good Work Noobnation! Responses are gladly appreciated! 7/10 for you guys!

GRAPHICS: 7, Most of the Clips were good with the Graphics!
STYLE: 8, The Noobnation Style Rocks!
SOUND: 7, The menu music and all the Clips music were good.
VIOLENCE: 8, The Masterbation one is quite disturbing.
INTERACTIVITY: 5, A Play Button, Replay Buttons, and Five Clip Buttons.
HUMOR: 7, Some of the Clip were really funny.
OVERALL: 7, Great Work Noobnation!

-$eamonky

N00bNation responds:

Thank yee. This must be the longest yet.
Glad that you liked most of it.
Both i(queen) and King had actually mad even better parts but we grew tired of waiting so we submitted those by themselves and made new ones :D

[Sunshine: Seattle]

It's been awhile since I reviewed a Sunshine Work!

Now lets start off with the basics. The Preloader was funny and unsuspecting. The Art and Animation were pretty good. It's cool how you can move the Sun anywhere you want to in this flash. The moving lollypops were cute and funny, a nice addition. I like how Seattle was in this. I also liked the message on the top when it appears Sunshine Seattlepops. lol! The building are huge, especially the pointy one. lol! Overall, this flash was good and I enjoyed watching it. Good Work! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 7, Loved the spinning colors and tracing of the buildings.
SYTLE: 7, Sunshine Style is great!
SOUND: 7, The music is as good as usual.
VIOLENCE: 0, What Violence?
INTERACTIVITY: 5, A Play Button, a Replay Button, and you can move the Sun around.
HUMOR: 6, The little Lolleypops. lol!
OVERALL: 7, Keep making good flashes Omgee!

-$eamonky

Omgee responds:

The pointy one is the Space Needle, which is in pretty much every picture on every postcard you'll ever see of Seattle. The funny part is that it's nowhere near downtown! The photographers just make it *look* like it's downtown because it's such a big part of Seattle's skyline that they have to fit it in.

As for the graphics, that wasn't a trace; I actually Photoshopped a picture of Seattle and cut out the background. Took forever because I had no idea what I was doing. I *should* have just done a bitmap trace and been done with it, or just drawn Seattle by hand; I would've been finished in five minutes instead of it taking an hour just for that part of the flash. Oh well... live and learn.

Thanks, as always, for the great review!

[Pokemon: F.U.V ep.2]

OMG! This is Fucking Awesome!

The Comedy in this flash is Wow, Awesome. One of the best Pokemon Flashes I have ever seen. All those perverted words and stuff made this flash look Awesome. My favorite words in this flash were Snorlax Sex Weekly, Pokedix, Virginity City, and Shanaenae. the Animation was slick. The Music was good. I love the Pokmon music from the GBA games. Also, the voices were really good. I am definity putting Episode 1 and Episode 2 on my favorites list. I can't wait till episode 3 comes out! Overall, this flash was awesome and I enjoyed watching it. Awesome Work! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHIC: 8, Sprites and some add stuff like blood.
STYLE: 9, Love your Pokemon Style.
SOUND: 9, Great Pokemon Music and Great Voices.
VIOLENCE: 10, Cursing Words, Blood, and everything else. Violnce was Awesome!
INTERACTIVITY: 3, A Play Button, Replay Button, and Scene Pick Buttons!
HUMOR: 10, Wow, I am dying of laughter.
OVERALL: 9, Keep up the Awesome Work! Can't wait until Part 3 comes out!

-$eamonky

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

The best review i've ever gotten for the series. Thanks and I appreciate it a bunch.

[Bbq-ish stuff]

Hehehe, nice!

Looks like Mr. Bbqbeefburgerman is pretty good at serving farts to people. This flash has good Comedy and I like that in a flash. I like the warning in the beginning of the movie. Turn away if you don't like Immature Farting Jokes. It was random how a Sumo guy came out of no where and wanted to challenge Mr. Bbqbeefburgerman to a fart battle. Mr. Bbqbeefburgerman would own him! I like the music, especially the Mortal Kombat Theme. I still also like the old school black and white TV physics. Overall, this flash was great and I enjoyed watching it. Great Work Mr. Bbqbeefburgerman! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 8, I like the old school black and white TV physics.
STYLE: 8, Your sense of style is great with farting. lol!
SOUND: 8, Mortal Kombat Theme and voices were great.
VIOLENCE: 7, Farting. lol!
INTERACTIVITY: 2, A Play Button and a Replay Button.
HUMOR: 9, Farts Galore. lol!
OVERALL: 8, Great Work Mr. Bbqbeefburgerman!

-$eamonky

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Thank you fine sir.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

I smell First Place in your Future!

I can see this is really part of part 1 but with the enemy's side. I really didn't expect TANKMEN 2 to come out so early but I guess it's all good. The score for this flash is amazing so far, around 4.50, Wow! Alright, let's start off with the basic's. The Art and Animation was as good as usual. Basically the same as Tankman's 1 Art and Animation. I noticed you drew the Newgrounds Tank differently, and much fatter! The Landscape and the Newground People looked a little tweaked though. The Dialouge and Sounds were Awesome! I know you got the Sniping sounds off Halo 2, which was Awesome! The song sounds very mysterious and sneaky, my type of music. The Comedy is just plain awesome! The best part was when the dad was drunk and when the guy got shot at the end. I love the ending of this flash, "Not Anymore Bitch! The only bad thing was that I though there was going to be more action with the Newgrounds Tank! I wanted to see the Newgrounds Tank in Action, you know, Blow Shit Up! I can't wait to see TANKMEN 3 comes out soon! Overall, this flash was Fantasic and I loved watching it. Awesome Work Johnny Utah! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 10, Top Notch Graphics! Same as TANKMEN 1 but a little tweaked!
STYLE: 10, I like your sense of Style in this flash, really creative.
SOUND: 10, The Sounds, Dialouge, and everything else sounded Awesome!
VIOLENCE: 10, Some words were violent for the younger audience. The ending though was really Violent and I liked that!
INTERACTIVITY: 2, Play Button and the Replay Button!
HUMOR: 10, I got a couple of really good laugh out of this Flash!
OVERALL: 10, Gotta had it to you. You really did a Fantactic job on this flash!

-$eamonky

PS: This flash is Hot! lol!

JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks dude.

and for the record, im not even a halo fan, but i really had a hard time finding "zooming" sounds somewhere else.

[Ello]

This....is....Awesome!

This Clock Day Flash was way better then both of my Clock Day Flashes. I like the Preloader, Hilarious and Creative. Where the heck did you get that song? I heard of that song before but is the chipmunks singing it? That Art and Animation was great, some random things but it's all good. Alos, I love the comedy! The Easter Egg's were cool. Strawberry Clock and Poop Clock were best friends at the end. I must say, it was a really cool ending. I am definity put this flash on my favorites list. Also, I will give you an overall score of 10 plus an extra 5! Overall, this Flash was awesome and I really enjoyed watching it. Awesome Work Omgee! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 9, Wow! All the Clocks looked really cool. You did an Awesome job in this catergory.
STYLE: 10, I love your style for Clock Day!
SOUND: 10, This song is in my head right now. Also, it is quite catchy.
VIOLENCE: 0, There isn't really Violence in this flash.
INTERACTIVITY: 4, Easter Egg's, Play Button, and Replay Button.
HUMOR: 9, Some parts in this flash gave me a good laugh.
OVERALL:

-$eamonky

PS: Happy Late Clock Day! lol

Omgee responds:

Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal, but Seamonky is King of the Incredible Review! I always appreciate your reviews, because you spend so much time on them, and they're always useful and in-depth.

I'm glad you enjoyed "Ello"! I worked hard on this one, and really tried to make it original and fun. Did you find all of the Easter eggs? There are three, plus a couple of subliminal flashes here and there.

The song is Ashlee Simpson's "L. O. V. E.", but edited to change the pitch and tempo, in much the same way as the Chipmunks' songs are created.

Thanks for the favourite, and the glowing review. And happy late Clock Day to you, too!

[Slash Returns: Ascension]

Hm, I can see what you mean about over reacting!

This made me laugh my ass off about how drastic this is with you over reacting, the heroic music, and animation. The music in this flash was awesome, very entergetic and heroic. I like how the story went, pretty hilarious. If you think that badge is the best, just wait till you get to Elite Guard Supreme Commander. You know I am going for EGSC! The ending was alright. Please don't tell me that needle looking stick isn't your... . Anyways, this flash was funny and I kinda enjoyed watching it. Decent Work! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 4, Ehh, could be better.
STYLE: 6, Pretty hilarious style you got.
SOUND: 6, Like the music but a little to...well...over reacting. lol!
VIOLENCE: 5, You got killed by a fake beast from the portal. Yeah.... lol!
INTERACTIVITY: 1, The Play Button.
HUMOR: 10, I'm dying!
OVERALL: 6, Decent Work! Keep working at it. :)

-$eamonky

SlashFirestorm responds:

lol, something terrifying will happen when Slash reaches EGSC...something to shake the foundations of Newgrounds...

LOL NO THAT WAS NOT MY PENIS! IT WAS A SWORD!!!! XD

Thank Stage 3-1 for their awesome rendition of Heart of Fire, from the Castlevania series. It was good music for this, indeed.

Oh, the beast was real. It's gone now, though. Slash kicked its ass. But there are others out there, maybe even more powerful. KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!!!

Thanks for the review! Anyone who likes review responses can count on me to make them! ^_^

[The Best of Bigfoot]

I got the chance to review this movie. :D

I can't believe that the number one choice was the ending of Super Mario Land 4. I expected something funnier to be in the #1 spot but I guess the ending of Super Mario Land 4 was good. The Art and Animation was as good as usual, nothing new there. I believe Dumbass Mario and Mario ADHD were the funniest out of all of them. Where the heck is Show me the money one? That one was awesome! Well, these were the best top 15 scene's from your flash movies. My favorite one out of all of these was the Titanic Music with Doom. This flash is almost flawless with Comedy! Overall, this flash was fantasic and I enjoyed watching it. Fantastic Work Bigfoot! Responses are gladly appreciated. :)

GRAPHICS: 9, Good stuff with the sprites and drawings.
STYLE: 10, Love the idea of the top 15 best!
SOUND: 10, System of the Down....good music! Also liked the Titanic Music and the Techno Music at the end of the Credits.
VIOLENCE: 9, The Doom Scene's were very graphical.
INTERACTIVITY: 1, A Play Button.
HUMOR: 10, Awesome! Just Awesome!
OVERALL: 10, Fantasic!

-$eamonky

PS: ABUGABUGABUGABUGABUGABUGA!

Bigfoot3290 responds:

I put the ending of SML IV as #1 because it marked the end of my most successful series yet. You're right - there's no real humor there, but it was a huge milestone for me, so I just had to put it at #1 :] You're another one of my most loyal fans, and it's always great hearing from you. Thanks for the review!