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Score: 9
Charlie the Unicorn 2

"16.6 MB? Damn..."

date: April 25, 2008

Hahaha! This find reminds me of some of the channels I used to watch when I was younger. The character designs and voices just gave me a little laugh throughout the movie. Some of the scenes were quite epic like the vortex and the banana king and others were random like them speaking Spanish to the letter Z.. I never expected the grey horse to be the banana king. I was quite surprised by that. This was cool, I liked it. Nice going Queen! :D

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Score: 9
Phoenix Wrong: CF 2

"Hahaha! Genius."

date: April 24, 2008

I watched court freaks 1 and this was way more improved. The animation and lip syncing was great. Some of the scenes gave me a good laugh, like the Metal Gear Awesome and the talking about "VAGINA'S". Some of the scenes could of been better, I would of liked more of them as well. The ending really made me laugh. "I'ma lookin, and I'ma liken. Hahaha! Anyways, this was great and nice job with 2nd place! Awesome work fusion! :D

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April 25, 2008

Author's Response:

Haha, Im rly glad u enjoyed it! I rly hade a problem to find funny clips at the end, it made me kinda bored, so sum clips aren't very funny :P
Thanks for ur review!
And thanks for all the notes on the bottom of the review ^^

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Score: 9
Transformers Mediocrity

"It was a great flash."

date: April 11, 2008

I liked how the art was really done in this flash. It actually looked really good compared to some of the other transformer flashes on NG. The comedy was okay. Some jokes were just meidocore and others were plain corny. The ending made me laugh. Though I never expected him to name the Ipod Peanut. This was worty of front page. I liked watching this! Nice going Andrew! :D

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April 11, 2008

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Peanut was really a rather random name I just threw in the script on the fly, but each time I revised it the name stuck.

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Score: 10
The Mastermind Game

"This game is crack!"

date: April 11, 2008

When I first opened up the game, I wasn't too impressed but when I played it, I was hooked immediately. The concept of the game was easy and straight forward. I didn't even have to read the rules in order to get the game. The Graphics and Animation was great. Love what the evil guy says after you make your move each time. My best score was 4 turns in 35 seconds. I went nuts when that happened. Hahaha! Anyways, awesome game Swain! :D

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Score: 9
Mastermind 2

"Hahaha! Gaylord."

submission: Mastermind 2
date: April 11, 2008

I swear, the evil guy behind the counter is a fucking genius. The comedy is really funny, especially the part with the name "Gaylord". A gay fuck in the ass. Hahaha! Other then that, the Art and Animation was really good, just like part 1 and part 3. This one was probably the shortest one out of the other two, which isn't bad nor good either. The voices were really good as well. I wanna know who plays as the evil guy near the counter. Hahaha! Nice going Swain! :D

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Score: 10
The Ness Collab

"Hahaha! The last review was pointless."

submission: The Ness Collab
date: April 7, 2008

I might be rating this flash too high, but I'm a big fan of Ness/Earthbound and this was the best Ness related flash I have ever seen. The fighting scenes were incredible and I loved how insane Ness went in some of the scenes. The music sounded really good and mixed in well. The Micheal Jackson VS Ness scene was the icing of the cake. That part was way too epic, even for me to comprehend. Damn, this was good. Nice going guys and great idea Short-Factor! :D

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PS: Too bad Alvin couldn't join in this. I would of liked to seen that happen. :/

April 8, 2008

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Wow... you're not the first to say that the MJ scene was epic... Interesting...

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Score: 7
SSBB Behind the Scenes

"Good."

date: April 7, 2008

The voices kinda made me laugh. I know you did them but the voices sounded kinda young for those types of characters like the river city ransom dudes. The music was pretty nice. Sounded like a short rave party was happening. Some scenes gave me a laugh like the Luigi/Spaghetti scene and when Snake kneed the arcade game. I can't wait to see part 2. Hahaha! Nice going Khawner! :D

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April 8, 2008

Author's Response:

:D thanks seamonkey!

Part two will be much better. I might get some voice actor for part 2, depending on what people tell me.

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Score: 8
D**k Attack

"Hmm, interesting."

submission: D**k Attack
date: April 7, 2008

For a parody of a parody, this was pretty good and it had good comedy. The penis jokes were really good. I got a kick out of some of the penis jokes and the way Magikarp just used his dick attack. That was genius. The Art and Animation was well done. I though this was gonna involve some sprites but I was surprised it didn't. Anyways, this gave me a good laugh. Thanks and nice going with this flash.

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April 7, 2008

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There was 1 sprite actually, on one of the DICK ATTACKs, just as a homage to splash attack.

Thanks for reviewing!

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Score: 7
Pokemon in 1 Minute

"This was stupid, in a good way."

date: April 6, 2008

The graphics weren't too great but it was good enough. The animation was kinda good. Loved the sound effects that mixed with certain scenes. The fact that this explains Pokemon in 1 minute is funny. The best scene was when Pikachu came out of nowhere and killed Ash. The credits music was funny in fast motion. Good flash. I liked it!

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April 7, 2008

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WOW! It's seamonky! It's been a long while!

Thanks for the review :)

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Score: 10
Mastermind 3

"Very nicely done."

submission: Mastermind 3
date: March 31, 2008

I was really impressed with the Art and Animation. The red lighting mixed wit the black colors gave this flash a sense of evil/darkness towards it. The voices were really good and funny at certain points. the soliders saying "balls" was just plain hilarious. I gotta kick out of that. I never used to watch this series and now since I saw this one, I'm about to see how the other two are that I missed. I was really impressed by every aspect of this flash. Incredible Work Swain! :D

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March 31, 2008

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Always glad to earn a new viewer :)

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