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Score: 10
Sprite TV 3!

"Man, this was epic... Pure Epicness!"

submission: Sprite TV 3!
date: August 19, 2008

Holy shit. If I had nine lives, I would be down to one life after seeing this. That's how awesome this flash was. The menu was original. I've seen better looking ones but that was good. The scene creator near the preloader was interesting and quite interactive. The sprite animations in all scenes were smooth and funny. The best scene had to be when Carl came back to wreak havoc over the F-Zero World. I was going nuts when I saw him. Most of the scenes made me laugh overall and I expected some good laughs from this flash. Overall, this flash was awesome and I enjoyed watching this! Nice going guys! You guys rock! :D

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Score: 8
Mr toilet paper

"Even though this was short..,"

submission: Mr toilet paper
date: August 15, 2008

I really enjoyed this flash. The part that made me laugh the most was the face of the toilet paper. OMG, his face and his words were priceless. I see you've changed from sprites to drawing, which is a nice, new addition. The music in this flash fit well with the scene. The Art and Animation was good. It could be improved though and I know you have the potential to improve. The credits was really "bustin out". I liked this flash overall. It was full of epic proportions. Nice going E! ;)

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Score: 9
Sonic Stick

"Inteesting and creative...."

submission: Sonic Stick
date: August 2, 2008

I've never seen anyone combine a stick figure with a popular video game character. That was pretty creative. The music was really good, even though it was rap. It also mixed well with some of the parts that were going on during the flash. I saw your Spiderman Stick flash and I was impressed again. The animation was smooth and the art looked great. I enjoyed seeing this Steven! :D

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Score: 10
Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

"Opie and Anthony is awesome, and so is this."

date: July 23, 2008

I like it when you do different animations and styles other then just Tankmen. The characters looked funny, especially with the big lips, the gay guy, and the Nazi symbol on the white guys. The comedy in this flash was good. I knew it was going to be good since I heard the names "Opie and Anthony". The Art and Animation was shiny and beautiful to see. Jeff, you seriously got talent. Nice going Jeff! :D

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Score: 8
So I Hurd Some Things...

"Holy shit...this was epic!"

date: July 8, 2008

The best part had to be when I saw that massive Mudkip in outer space. Damn, I had my mouth wide open when he was spawning all those Mudkips on earth. Everything was great, from the sound to the art and animation. The epicness in this flash was off the chart. The only thing that gave me a problem was the lag when you were zooming out with smoke to see more Mudkips. Other then that, I liked this! Good Work Shot-Down!

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Score: 9
It's Over Nine-Thousand!

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!"

date: July 8, 2008

But your score is only a 9. Hahaha! Anyways, about the flash. Man, I was waiting for someone to do a parody of that song with this flash. The way Vegeta and Nappa were drawn made me laugh at the start. The art and animation was priceless. Sending Vegeta into disturbing yet hilarious pictures was just plain genius. The music kinda got repetitive but it mixed well with the animation. This was worth my time. I liked watching this. Nice going Shot-Down! :D

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Score: 9
Flash Dancer

"Damn, I got hooked."

submission: Flash Dancer
date: July 4, 2008

Right from the beginning, I knew this flash was that good. I've seen flashes like this and this one is just as good. It looked like all of this was Frame By Frame Animation and I must say, I'm quite impressed. The music was good. The beginning was the best part though. The circles coming up in the beginning were genius. The person dancing was awesome. Everything was good. I liked this flash. Nice Going Bazooka! :D

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my 1,395th viewer?! THAT MEANS YOU WIN!!!! CONGRATULATIONS SEAMONKY!!!!!

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Score: 8
Bytesize

"Good idea."

submission: Bytesize
date: July 1, 2008

The only thing I'm wondering now is if more Bytesizes will be added on to the flash rather then what you have on now. Anyways, all of the Bytesizes were hilarious and looked really well done. The best one I would have to say is the "Brace your balls" The black guy totally got owned by the white midget. Putting this into the portal was a great idea. I'm hopefully the Bytesizes still stay on the front page. Nice going Tom Fulp! :D

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Score: 4
Sprite A Day: 29

"Hmm... lets see here."

submission: Sprite A Day: 29
date: June 28, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 3/10! Sorry, this is probably your worst comedy level entry yet. The Goomba wasn't even funny, even those I saw him in the other Sprite A Day flash.

-Dante Part 1: 6/10! Heh, you gave me a little laugh cause I never expected seeing the "I'm firin mah lazors" dude. Not bad...

-Bloo-Apple: 4/10! The South Park reference was okay mixed with different stuff at the end. It kinda didn't go to well together. :/

-Maddflash: 7/10! Probably the best scene today in this Sprite a day. The "long cat" joke came out of nowhere and it made me laugh.

-Dante Part 2: 4/10! Eh, the robot dude humping he machine was not too good. It wasn't even that funny. :(

-Cainine-K9: 4/10! So basically, he got raped by four stars....yeah. I expected more.

As a combination of all the scores combined, I give you guys an overall score of 4. Not too good guys. :/

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Score: 5
Sprite A Day: 27

"Hmm, lets see here..."

submission: Sprite A Day: 27
date: June 26, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 4/10! It wasn't really funny but the ending gave me a smile since there was a "Great Job".

-Maddflash: 6/10! Damn, that was random and kinda funny. The music cut offs still sounds hilarious and he kept punching him. xD

-Chaz-o: 3/10! It's funny and all, but be original. I've seen that joke about a good 5 times on NG.

-Emokiller: 5/10! Eh, it was original and kinda true. This was okay, but I expect funny next time. :/

-Supapeeves: 8/10! This was the best scene today. Loved the cheesy smiley face at the end when he said "Boom Headshot!"

-Masterstigma: 5/10! Short, simple, and straight to the point. It was a little funny, but it needs more to it.

As a combination of all the score combined, I give you guys an overall score of 5. Okay work guys.

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