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Seamonky

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Score: 8
Bytesize

"Good idea."

submission: Bytesize
date: July 1, 2008

The only thing I'm wondering now is if more Bytesizes will be added on to the flash rather then what you have on now. Anyways, all of the Bytesizes were hilarious and looked really well done. The best one I would have to say is the "Brace your balls" The black guy totally got owned by the white midget. Putting this into the portal was a great idea. I'm hopefully the Bytesizes still stay on the front page. Nice going Tom Fulp! :D

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Score: 4
Sprite A Day: 29

"Hmm... lets see here."

submission: Sprite A Day: 29
date: June 28, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 3/10! Sorry, this is probably your worst comedy level entry yet. The Goomba wasn't even funny, even those I saw him in the other Sprite A Day flash.

-Dante Part 1: 6/10! Heh, you gave me a little laugh cause I never expected seeing the "I'm firin mah lazors" dude. Not bad...

-Bloo-Apple: 4/10! The South Park reference was okay mixed with different stuff at the end. It kinda didn't go to well together. :/

-Maddflash: 7/10! Probably the best scene today in this Sprite a day. The "long cat" joke came out of nowhere and it made me laugh.

-Dante Part 2: 4/10! Eh, the robot dude humping he machine was not too good. It wasn't even that funny. :(

-Cainine-K9: 4/10! So basically, he got raped by four stars....yeah. I expected more.

As a combination of all the scores combined, I give you guys an overall score of 4. Not too good guys. :/

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Score: 5
Sprite A Day: 27

"Hmm, lets see here..."

submission: Sprite A Day: 27
date: June 26, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 4/10! It wasn't really funny but the ending gave me a smile since there was a "Great Job".

-Maddflash: 6/10! Damn, that was random and kinda funny. The music cut offs still sounds hilarious and he kept punching him. xD

-Chaz-o: 3/10! It's funny and all, but be original. I've seen that joke about a good 5 times on NG.

-Emokiller: 5/10! Eh, it was original and kinda true. This was okay, but I expect funny next time. :/

-Supapeeves: 8/10! This was the best scene today. Loved the cheesy smiley face at the end when he said "Boom Headshot!"

-Masterstigma: 5/10! Short, simple, and straight to the point. It was a little funny, but it needs more to it.

As a combination of all the score combined, I give you guys an overall score of 5. Okay work guys.

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Score: 6
Sprite A Day: 25

"Hmm, lets see here..."

submission: Sprite A Day: 25
date: June 25, 2008

Chaz-o: 9/10! The ninja turtle slipping on the banana was funny enough. The best part was when he was screaming RAPE! Quite a funny scene.

Dante: 7/10! It was good. It wasn't really funny but I got something out of it since the Ninja Turtles love pizza.

Supapeeves: 8/10! I don't know why, but that was good. It was like an acid trip mixed with Ninja Turtles and the Earthbound characters. Damn, hahaha.

Maddflash: 10/10! I only got one word for the scene and that word is "Epic" Holy shit, that was good. Both songs were hilarious and the T-Bag at the end was genius.

Meatwadsprite: 3/10! Come on dude, use some originality. The "aww man" part was the best part of the whole scene. Not really that funny either. :/

Coldricepudding: 5/10! Ehh, I never really got the joke. The animation was good and all, but I wanna see funny next time.

Rrool: 6/10! Hahaha! I admit, you got a laugh from me but only at the ending since. I never expected that to happen.

Emokiller: 5/10! It made me smile but you need more originality. Video's aren't gonna cut it.

Stickmanslicer: 2/10! Kinda pointless. Purple screen with little animation of the turtles and crappy voices. Not too great. :/

As a combination of all your scores, I give you guys a total of 6. Ok Work guys.

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Score: 7
Sprite A Day : 24

"Hmm, lets see here..."

submission: Sprite A Day : 24
date: June 23, 2008

-Mr. Sharks: 10/10! This was a genius idea. The scene looked like the old days and the animation was great. Who knew that ducks would be so deadly with nukes. xD

-Meatwadsprite: 6/10! The are and animation was good, but I kept seeing white lines and your comedy was kinda obvious. The ending was unsuspecting though.

-Yoshi77777: 7/10! I can't believe I'm giving you a good score. I say, this is probably your best one. Never expected the dog to shoot the player.

-Maddflash: 9/10! This was pretty interesting and it gave me a laugh. Also, that techno/trance song sounded addicting. Whats the title of that audio?

-Emokiller: 4/10! Sorry, i did not laugh one bit at that. Voices sounded a little too choppy and I really didn't get the joke.

-Master Stigma: 7/10! Short, simple and straight to the point. I liked that scene.

Anyways, this was a great flash overall. Nice going guys. A combination of all scores, you guys in total get a 7.

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Score: 7
Luigi in 60 Seconds

"It was good."

date: June 21, 2008

The fact of seeing Luigi screaming his ass off and running away from everything was genius. Although it was short, it was suppose to be since the title says all. The comedy level in this flash was good. The animation was slick, which I rarely see in some sprite flashes. The funniest part had to be when Luigi got struck by lighting when he jumped. Seems like you still got your skills with sprite animation. It's been awhile since I've seen a work of yours. Nice going Bigfoot! :D

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Score: 7
Awesome Gaiden

"Way too over rated...."

submission: Awesome Gaiden
date: June 21, 2008

Before any of you disagree with my review, I would like to take the time to say a couple of things in my review space. Yeah, there was a lot of good stuff in this movie, I admit that. Examples like good art and animation, great voices, some comedy, and the awesomeness of awesome. But, this one got a score of 4.61? I don't mind if it gets in the 4's, but 4.61? Come on now. The flash movie was barley a minute. You had some funny parts here and there but your missing a lot of stuff that Ninja Gaiden had. Could of added a little more to this flash. This awesome was kinda a let down. It's good, but way too short and over rated. I liked it. Okay work Egoraptor. :)

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Score: 9
Sprite A Day: 18

"Hahaha! I liked this one."

submission: Sprite A Day: 18
date: June 17, 2008

This one was probably the best out of the rest of them. This one gave me the most laughter. All the scenes were funny, and thank god you got rid of Yoshi7777. He wasn't that funny and his animation skills were not too great. the part that always makes me laugh is Smiley-Bobs. I swear, the screaming joke is absolutely genius. Every other scene was great as well. I enjoyed seeing this. Gave me a good laugh. Nice going guys! :D

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Score: 10
Super Mario Hyadain

"Wow.... lots of effort was put into this!"

date: June 14, 2008

Man, I really feel like watching that again, even if I watched it about a good 5 times now. The Art and Animation as excellent. Love the anime style of Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Bowser. It was genius to see them fight over peach. The best part was probably when it was in Japanese, since it would probably sound a lot better than the English version. Some parts gave me a laugh. When Luigi tried to get Peach but failed. Mario went crazy. Hahaha! Anyways, I really enjoyed seeing this. Awesome Work Scott! :D

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Score: 9
GTA IV: Petty Crime Spree

"I recommend a sequel. This was great."

date: June 8, 2008

Hahaha! I really enjoyed seeing this. The Art and Animation was cartoonish/funny and the voices sounded similar to the characters in the actual game. The funniest part had to be when Roman had his own song, "Big American Titties" This was a pretty interesting GTA4 parody, but a lot of things are still missing. That's why I'm recommending you to make a part 2. Overall, I got a good kick out of this and it was interesting to see a GTA4 parody. Nice going Batto! :D

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Author's Response:

Woot! Thanks for the good review, + .01 score, and everything else!
Glad you liked the art and animation, lotsa work went into that stuff!
There's probably a bit missing since it was only a collab segment to begin with.
Thank Xander1062 for the song; my voiceclips end up as songs for him from time to time.
Thanks for the great review!

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