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Seamonky

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: New York
Job: NG Review Moderator

"A thread only dies when it's locked. When a thread is not active for a long time, it's just sleeping." -Seamonky

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Latest Flash Reviews

758 Reviews | 435 w/ Responses

Score: 8
Bytesize

"Good idea."

submission: Bytesize
date: July 1, 2008

The only thing I'm wondering now is if more Bytesizes will be added on to the flash rather then what you have on now. Anyways, all of the Bytesizes were hilarious and looked really well done. The best one I would have to say is the "Brace your balls" The black guy totally got owned by the white midget. Putting this into the portal was a great idea. I'm hopefully the Bytesizes still stay on the front page. Nice going Tom Fulp! :D

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Score: 4
Sprite A Day: 29

"Hmm... lets see here."

submission: Sprite A Day: 29
date: June 28, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 3/10! Sorry, this is probably your worst comedy level entry yet. The Goomba wasn't even funny, even those I saw him in the other Sprite A Day flash.

-Dante Part 1: 6/10! Heh, you gave me a little laugh cause I never expected seeing the "I'm firin mah lazors" dude. Not bad...

-Bloo-Apple: 4/10! The South Park reference was okay mixed with different stuff at the end. It kinda didn't go to well together. :/

-Maddflash: 7/10! Probably the best scene today in this Sprite a day. The "long cat" joke came out of nowhere and it made me laugh.

-Dante Part 2: 4/10! Eh, the robot dude humping he machine was not too good. It wasn't even that funny. :(

-Cainine-K9: 4/10! So basically, he got raped by four stars....yeah. I expected more.

As a combination of all the scores combined, I give you guys an overall score of 4. Not too good guys. :/

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Score: 5
Sprite A Day: 27

"Hmm, lets see here..."

submission: Sprite A Day: 27
date: June 26, 2008

-Meatwadsprite: 4/10! It wasn't really funny but the ending gave me a smile since there was a "Great Job".

-Maddflash: 6/10! Damn, that was random and kinda funny. The music cut offs still sounds hilarious and he kept punching him. xD

-Chaz-o: 3/10! It's funny and all, but be original. I've seen that joke about a good 5 times on NG.

-Emokiller: 5/10! Eh, it was original and kinda true. This was okay, but I expect funny next time. :/

-Supapeeves: 8/10! This was the best scene today. Loved the cheesy smiley face at the end when he said "Boom Headshot!"

-Masterstigma: 5/10! Short, simple, and straight to the point. It was a little funny, but it needs more to it.

As a combination of all the score combined, I give you guys an overall score of 5. Okay work guys.

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Latest Audio Reviews

720 Reviews | 396 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Rig - Moving On

"Damn, sexy audio!"

submission: Rig - Moving On
date: June 14, 2008

The guys and girls voices were really good and mixed with every beat and rhythms. I was surprised to hear lyrics in this audio since there are barely any lyrics in NG audio. I really liked the DnB and all the hardcore beats mixed with the voices. I see there is a little "dance" to this, since I was moving to this a little bit. I'm glad this was in the top five, because I really enjoyed hearing this audio. Beautiful Work Rig! :D

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Score: 10
_-={A Lost Dream}=-_

"Hahaha! Nice."

date: May 28, 2008

This audio kinda had that Egyptian feeling towards it. Maybe it's because of the instruments that were being played. I can see where you are getting a mix of Turkish and Japanese. I see that as well. The rhythms and melodies were really nice to hear. The clarity was great. I can hear this audio clearly through my speakers. I really enjoyed his piece. Enough Said. Wonderful Work Maestro! :D

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May 28, 2008

Author's Response:

Egyptian D:? That wasn't part of the plan at all. Stop thinking Egyptian >:'(!

In any case, i'm glad you liked it, thank you for the review :D! Thanks for the congrats

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Score: 8
Say Something!

"Hahaha! Fucking ads."

submission: Say Something!
date: May 28, 2008

Hahaha! This audio was genius. I never figured that someone would make a song out of ad's and adding different beats and rhythms. At 0:26, things started to get epic. Kinda gets repetitive here and there but who cares. this was genius. The ending was just hilarious. I give you credit for making this. I liked this. Nice going rtil! :D

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